As anyone who knows us knows, we tend to have rather unique names for one another, well to aid the uninitiated here I attempt to capture the essence of some of them.

Angel features   an · gel fea · tures (njl fchr)
n.  To have features of an angel.

Bint   bint   (bnt)
n.  Term of endearment used to describe either Becca or myself. First used in this context in early 2002. Believed to come from the Arabic for daughter. Some believe this to be a derogatory term, but they are wrong. Recent months have seen this expression being used for colleagues' other halfs, this is strictly forbidden.

Bint features   bint fea·tures   (bnt  fchr)
n.  To have features of a bint.

Binty   bint·y   (bnt)
n.  Variation of bint. First came about when Becca discovered the meaning of bint and didn't want to be called bint anymore.

Bitchy   bitch·y   (bch)
n.  Replacement of binty when Becca didn't like to be called that. She soon decided binty was a nice name.

Bustificated   bust·if·fy·cat·ed   (bst fktd)
n.  When something is well and truely mullered - usually when Becca has been trying to use it.

Cheesy foot poof   chees·y foot poof   (chzft pf)
n.  Anti-stinking device used to make shoes smell nice.

Danificado  danif·ik·arh·doh   (danfIkäd)
1.   adj.  Broken by Dans ass. Amalgamation of Dan, ificate, and retardo.
2.   verb. Damaged - in Portugese (at the bus stop).

Dippo   dip·po   (dp)
n.  One who is mentally challenged. Usually applied to Becca in circumstances where she does something very silly, e.g. not knowing how to change a lightbulb.

Dippyloducus   dip·py·lod·o·cus   (dpld-ks, d-)
n.  A slightly affectionate way of calling someone a dippo.

Fellatio fajitas   fel·la·ti·o fa·ji·tas   (f-lsh-, -sh, f-   f-ht)
n.
1.   To have features of a fellatio.
2.   An internet pseudonym of Ollys.

Faji   fa-ji   (f-h)
n.  Shortened version of fajitas. Used when one cannot be bothered to say fajitas but wants to get the fajitas message across.

Fajitas   fa·ji·tas   (f-ht)
n.
1.   Term of endearment.
2.   May be used to replace 'features' if used in the sense of a compliment. For example bint fajitas.
3.   A dish consisting of strips of marinated meat, poultry, or vegetables that are grilled over an open fire and served in a tortilla, usually with spicy condiments. Often used in the plural.

Meh   meh   (m )
interj.
The Universal, non-commital answer to every question ever posed to Olly.

Olly trolly dolly locks   ol·ly trol·ley dol·ly locks   (l   trl   dl  lks)
n.  An alternative name for Olly. Recently made popular by an evil sister in law.

Porky   pork·y   (pôrk)
n.
1.   A nickname of Beccas which was used during her childhood rather ironically.
2.   Slang for fat or corpulent.

So's your face   So's your face   (ss  yr fs)
retort.  The ultimate witty retort to anything ever said. Can be used in every situation, e.g. "You smell like a French man.", "So's your face."

Spover   spov·er   (spvr)
n.  Ones lover.

Testes   tes-teez   (tst z)
1.   n. Testicles, testis, ball bag, bollock, nut sack, pip, orchis
2.   n. Forehead (Portugese).


Whiffey   whiff·ey   (hwf, wf)
n.  One who is particularly odorous.

Wi-Fi   whiff·ey   (hwf, wf)
1.   Wireless Fidelity.
2.   Alternative spelling of Whiffey.


Wifey   wife·y   (wf)
n.  Term of endearment. Used solely on ones current, or future, wife.

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Olly made this on the 19th August 2007.